Because Bitches

"Because Bitches" is an excuse made by a Dad when asked to take part in Dadly affairs, and they have matters to attend to that include, but are not limited to, bitches.

Example
This excuse is a viable one if any of the following situations are in order:

-Said Dad is in a dry spell.

-Said Dad is whipped.

-Said Dad is accepting the fact that he will be severely made fun of.

-Said Dad is Will.

-#TheVirginMissile